My Kids’ Elementary School Has Bad Judgement

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First off I promise you this blog will never be about me waxing poetic about my kids nor about the stuff they do. No one gives a shit. Now with that said my oldest daughter is in elementary school. She’s awesome but super dramatic. So when she came home one day and said that one of her kids in her class died on Mothers Day we thought nothing of it. As cold and absurd as that sounds, she does have the track record to do that sort of “lie”.

Well guess what? The fucking kid did die. Seriously! How fucking savage is that from the elemantary school. You tell a bunch of kindergarten kids that their friend died so go home and tell your parents. Crazy. Now backstory onthis is that the kid was apparently sick. I guess he video chatted with the class several times and I’m not sure if he was ever in the class physically. Regardless the whole story is depressing and I feel bad for a 5/6 year old that dies (no shit). Seriously though…..you just tell the kids that and don’t alert their parents. Wild.

Aint No Homos Gonna Make It To Heaven

How cute! This song is gonna be big I think Tiesto is doing the remix….on a serious note this is a damn shame although not surprised 95% of america is jesus crazy in their own warped vengeful way.

How 3 Somes Happen

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There is so much happening in this video I don’t know where to start. First off when did St Louis news become like a regional small town broadcast. Reviewing roller coasters with a baseball player? Second this lady is nuts, from that dumb voice she does to her gushing over this guy, just wow but crazy pussy is the best…I’d go on but yeah I’d be writing for days.

Shaqtin A Fool Worst Plays Of 2012

http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/e/16711680/wshhwrc23RuHEuyNiZ1o

A North Korean Parade From Space

This was last week to celebrate the 100th birthday (he’s dead u crazy fucks) of founder Kim Il Sung. They also celebrated the event with a new missle (that will not work). Can South Korea blow this country up yet?

Club Can’t Handle This Guy


I’m gonna say without any knowledge of this but never the less I’m 99% sure this is most of David Guetta’s fans.

Wondering What Former NBA Player Steve Francis Is Doing? Well…


Right…so remember NBA player Steve Francis (probably not but he was good for a min). He most recently played for the Beijing Ducks (seriously) back in 2010 but all of a sudden there is a new HipHop video featuring him. I have no idea what propelled Steve to do this especially not during the prime of his career (10 years ago now). This is horrendous like the top YouTube comment says “I’d rather watch the Bobcats play the Wizards than watch this for a second time”. Also Steve apparently suffers from chronic migraines which I normally wouldn’t make fun of him for but since watching his music video I too am suffering from the same.